Blake: Mama mine penis have a ow on it.
Me (in a slightly freaked out voice because Scott is not home and all penis issues are his domain): Oh dear, how did you hurt it?
Blake: Mine pinch it like dis.
Me: Well I’m no penis expert, but I think if you stop pinching it, it will stop hurting. Shall we try that?
Blake: Yes.
* a few minutes later*
Me: Hey buddy, does your penis still hurt
Blake: No
Me: That’s good
Blake: OW!
Me: Did you pinch it again?
Blake: Yes
Amy I want to thank you for sharing that. Mike and I got the best laugh from it. What a little character Blake is!